I'm supposed to be stashbusting, but

[fallingbooks]

I've been thinking and what I really want is a monthly sock yarn club that is just yarn. That's it. 400+ yards of a surprise club exclusive colorway (on something dense like the RSC base,) with no patterns that I will never use and no cutesy extras that I do not need. Plain, simple, $20-25 a month price range.

Does such a thing even exist? Because I have not found it yet, and I really miss getting a monthly does of something woolen in the mail.